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How to Please Your King

Did we actually elect a buffoon for president? But what if he is not a clown. Maybe he is a showman. In his defense, his kids adore him. No matter what happens, you can’t push the river. A King needs plenty of attention and pussy. So don’t fault him for his tendency to rain on pretty women. Leave it alone; it ain’t gonna change. Reign him in now and then with his favorite treats. Praise him when he gets it right, and bury your valuables in the back yard. We have to work with him, not against him. Come to him like a little child and he will hear you. Come to him with a fight and he will cut you. A bit of gilt toiletry could change the Merkin perspective completely. We have been longing for ro

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